1-Don’t go parasailing near a dinosaur infested island-bad idea.
2-Don’t trust mercenaries that you hired off some ad.
3-If you are getting paid for something that sounds funny then get your payment in cash instead of a worthless check.
4-Yelling out loud for someone on a dinosaur infested island is never a good idea.
5-Every boy seems to have read Dr. Grant’s books.
6-Stealing Raptor eggs can be both bad and good at the same time, who knew?
7-If you enter a big birdcage then you may run into big birds or pterodons.
8-If you dig in dino poo you will eventually find what you are looking for.
9-Taking swimming lessons will help you lose weight and prepare you for fighting dinosaurs.
10-It’s always good to have a friend that will call in the in the military to get you off a dinosaur infested island.
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